Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies
Why is 6 scared of 7?
What is a grandfather bunny’s favorite type of music?
Why do you have to go to bed every night?
Because the bed isn’t going to come to you silly.
What do call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Why was the cookie sad?
Cause he was having a crumby day.