Knock-Knock Jokes

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Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Duey

Duey who?

Duey have to eat all of our vegetables?

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Cows

Cows who?

No silly cows "Moo." Owls say "Who."

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Howl

Howl who?

Howl we ever finish our homework if we keep telling jokes?

Nicholas

Do you think you'll remember me in a year?

Madison

I'm pretty sure I will.

Nicholas

In a month?

Madison

Sure.

Nicholas

In a week?

Madison

Sure.

Nicholas

A day?

Madison

Sure.

Nicholas

An hour?

Madison

Sure.

Nicholas

A minute?

Madison

Sure.

Nicholas

Knock-Knock

Madison

Who's there?

Nicholas

You've already forgotten who I am? Sad.

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